i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit
Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual
If a woman offered to give you head in front of her husband who’s in a coma would you take it?
Nigga I’d get head from my sister in front of my father in a coma if it means im getting free head
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen