doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
wow.. the fucking story line. speechless.
It’s such an important time for this film to come out.
growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and memories of when you were the supreme sibling
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
Honestly me to khaleesiunchained last night with pizza
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny